Posted by: Taylor Hoff | December 18, 2009

Iran = The Black Knight

So after reading a flurry of headlines today, I’ve started thinking about Iran and it’s actions on the world stage as of late. It somewhat reminds me of a Monty Python sketch.

King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off!
Black Knight: No, it isn’t!
King Arthur: Well, what’s that then?
King Arthur: I’ve had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left!

Indeed, Iran is running out of limbs at a rapid rate. Besides the ongoing “right to enrich” drama, they’ve added three new debacles in the last week:

1. Iran “Aquires” an Iraqi Oil Well
See (Gulf War I)

2. Iran Hacks, Defaces Twitter
Now on this I have a bit more to say. The raw potential of information warfare has yet to be realized, mostly because we’ve been fighting an enemy who doesn’t use as complex of an infrastructure. Yet there is still much potential to be squeezed out of the militarization of the internet. Jihadist websites serve as centers for recruitment and spreading their venomous ideology, we should be targeting those like there’s no tomorrow. And it isn’t about just destroying or defacing a website, any script kiddie can do that. It’s about subtly poisoning their information, spreading falsities, impersonating people of importance, and setting traps. There are more ways to work a “Cyber War” than brute force Denial Of Service attacks and destroying data. Information is more valuable than that, and the internet is a source, a conduit for information. Gray areas abound, no doubt. But this attack on Twitter, an American web startup, marketed as a commuications tool… I could easily justify that as an attack on an American communications network. Sure, it doesn’t have the same bang as the Captain Midnight incident, nor does it have the level of importance that a Television or Radio communications network would have, but it’s still a resource. Anti-government Iranian protesters used it successfully to communicate with the media in an “on-the-ground” format until the Iranian Government blocked twitter, and that gives it credibility. Granted, the medium is host to mostly inane and insipid updates on people’s daily lives (LOL I ate a hotdog it was so good), but who’s to say that TV isn’t the same way? Let’s fight back! Let’s replace Iranian government websites with links to SNL’s “Iran So Far”. That’ll show them where the “gays in Iran” are.

3. Iran Releases Sajjil-2, Soild Fuel ICBM
Okay, first off, no. Just no. This equates to escalation of the Nth degree. It’s almost like Iran wants to be proverbially kicked in the pants by the US military. Or buried alive, literally. Quite honestly its inconceivable that Israel or the US would let it get this far. A solid fuel rocket is dangerous, specifically because it can be launched without warning and has less failure points, which is why we use solid fuel in our Minutemen ICBMs. So why would we let Iran not only continue enrichment but also field ICBMs that we won’t get a 15-minute warning on? The only explanation I can think of is that the government is expecting that the Iranian people will rise up against their own administration. Other than that, a worst case scenario situation is likely at the rate they are going. Even an High Altitude Detonation (Read: EMP) would be catastrophic for the US (or any country), let this clip from Modern Warfare 2 do the explaining.
<– Sidenote: I love this part in the game, gave me goosebumps. The helicopters falling out of the sky is awesome. Except for the astronaut part, that’s so similar to a recurring nightmare of mine that I had to pause and take a break. Yeesh. –>

So yeah, in this humble college student’s opinion, the Ayatollah Khameni and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad could use a little love from the USS “Economic Sanctions”. Maybe in the near future we can send the USS “Oh… Shit.” (Dad: BD Ref for ya -TDH) to join them.

Posted by: Taylor Hoff | December 13, 2009

Mr. Climate Scientist, Tear Down This Wall!

Here’s something I find interesting and of note, both Bill and Phillip make some interesting points, and I wanted to post the conversation (or argument) on here to demonstrate the kind of debate that needs to be going on right now, which is whether Climate Change should be funded by the government and what kind of things we need to expect from a scientific community whose results aren’t open to the public and other researchers. It doesn’t matter who is right, Climate Change or no, we need a scientific community who treats both sides with respect and works to share information with each other, closed walls and ivory towers make for a situations where the mind can become polarized. An environment where when you look for a result, you often will find it.
-TDH

From Bill Whittle, writer of Eject Eject Eject:

I read a comment on the original post that I thought deserved a brief response. Long time readers know I am incapable of a brief anything.  I actually thought it raised enough interesting points to not have it buried in the comments.

So here’s the original  comment, and my response below:

From PHILLIP:

It seems, for all your criticism of liberals, you’ve only shown your anti-science and intellectual biases.

“a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity”

This is talking about the risks inherent in pure science vs. Applied science, not so much just federal money. Pure science is studying something for it’s own sake (ie, Newton’s studying gravity as a curiosity). Federal funds, particularly in military research, sometimes grasp at the basic pure science questions, but always have the bent towards a practical application. This is what restricts curiosity. It could be said of privately funded R&D, particularly when business fund university research. The novel “Arrowsmith” by Sinclair Lewis captures this quite well in it’s character Max Gottlieb.

“The prospect of domination of the nation’s scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money”

This is goes back to the issue of funding. Grants are necessary to fund research. Industrial and military grants limit research potential because there is almost always an expectation of certain results, be they practical technologies or monetary gain.

The federal government could give money to answer the basic questions without immediate practical gain, but often as not Congress representatives will protest this, but have no problem backing pork projects in military or highway funding.

“danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.””

Let’s first recall Eisenhower says science should be respected, which the right has often not respected.

Unlike people in business or politics, there is a lot more self reflection by academics of their role in society. Putting aside the social scientists who often try to force there way in, academic scientist usually have the least interest in influencing the whole of society. Note the novelty when Rep. Bill Foster, a particle physicist, replaced Dennis Hastert in Congress.

They’ll often be content in doing their research and presenting the evidence as is. They’ll try to apply their findings to solve societies problems, but often the offices they seek are still within academia and out of the public spotlight or directly involved in public policy.

The scientifc-technological elite is important. This means defense contractors. They have a direct interest in government funding of their projects, but the cost is several times higher than would be pure research, and often benefits from there being more conflict, war, and instability.

Note the F-22 that Obama cut out of the budget. It was a plane for a war long since over, of little use against terrorism, and severely overbudget and over-inflating the pockets of private interest. Yet the businesses that made the plane or it’s parts, and the Congressmembers who received donations or had parts of the plane made in their districts, fought to keep it. This is the influence that Eisenhower is warning us of.

It’s not an EPA scientist measuring pollution or the university physics professor probing the workings of sub atomic particles, or the climate scientists warning us about warming or the biologist writing of evolution. it’s those who try to wield science in a way to put a strangle on our government, it’s polices and its budget of private gain.

Phillip:

I am critically short on time today but I feel that your reasoned answer (well, most of it is reasoned) deserves a response.

It’s a shame you have to lead with the unreasonable — and arrogant — assumption: “..Your anti-science and intellectual biases…” I have been a research assistant for many years. I began teaching Astronomy at the Miami Space Transit Planetarium at age 15. I have been an astronomy research assistant at the University of Florida and I spent several years as a lab technician at Beta Analytic, which is the world’s preeminent Carbon 14 lab. I have spent most of my life using what intellectual powers I possess making science understandable to the layman.

I don’t need to be lectured about anti-science bias. I know what science is, and what it is not. And what is coming out of East Anglia is the PRECISE OPPOSITE of science. When I learned, only through “Climategate,” that the internal algorithms of the computer models were not open to everyone you could have knocked me over with a feather.

Furthermore, you will note that I have not denied that AGW is real, or that it is serious. But the POLITICAL intersection of science has ruined the scientific method — which is a way of thinking — at least at that installation. You don’t think that’s important? I think it is CRITICAL. You cannot wield the sword of science as a politician. POLICY is separate from THEORY, RESULTS and DATA. When scientists become involved in policy decisions, you get Climategate. And you DESERVE Climategate.

Your first point about pure science versus applied science is interesting. If I have a large set of contrary data, and I am doing pure science to try to understand the cause, I do not throw that data away and try to fire publishers that agree with it. If the contrary data points are outliers I can prove that statistically. If not, then I need to modify or scrap the theory. One compelling set of repeatable data can –AND SHOULD — destroy a theory. There is nothing pure science about AGW research.

Furthermore, I utterly reject your assertion that “one kind of science” is susceptible to budgetary pressures while the other kind is not. There is only one kind of scientist, and that is the human kind. All humans make mistakes. Science, when it is allowed to work, corrects most of those mistakes. When scientists know they are right and disregard conflicting views in the manner we have seen, that is not science. That is politics.

You go on to say that “Industrial and military grants limit research potential because there is almost always an expectation of certain results.” That may or may not be true depending on the individual case, but the ENTIRE POINT of the post is to point out that “the expectation of results” is PRECISELY the effect we have seen in East Anglia CRU, and if it is there, (and given the hugely politicized nature of the other climate research centers and their directors) then it is not unfair to assume that the anti-scientific protocols seen at EACRU are present elsewhere. Given the magnitude of the change AGW proponents want to create, and given shocking anti-science activities at one of the leading AGW centers, I would say fair-minded people believe the burden is on you.

You say that “Let’s first recall Eisenhower says science should be respected, which the right has often not respected.” CATEGORICALY TRUE. It’s shameful. That doesn’t impact this argument, but it is a point well taken.

However, when you write “Unlike people in business or politics, there is a lot more self reflection by academics of their role in society” it makes me wonder: have you read what is going on at CRU? Do you not realize how completely and transparently you reveal the bias you have? Scientists certainly DO NOT spend more time on self-reflection than people in politics and business. This assertion on your part goes straight to the heart of why you cannot make your point with just the data. Self-reflection would seem to indicate that there is a problem with the data sets. CRU chose to bury that problem. A SELF-REFLECTIVE person might see that this was a problem. I am NOT saying that the conflict in data means AGW is not happening. I AM saying that a real scientists would have to modify a theory to include contrary data, rather than congratulate themselves on how self-reflective (and therefore correct)they are IN SPITE of contrary data.

Now on to defense contractors. How many do you know? Personally, I mean. How many defense workers do you have drinks and dinner with? For me, it’s quite a few. Because when you say that they have a vested interest in “there being more conflict, war, and instability,” you have shown me you have not the slightest idea what or whom you are speaking of. Yet to make such a statement goes straight to the arrogance and narcissism that got us Climategate.

Defense Contractors have dedicated their lives to making the weapons that keep a society free and safe enough so that science and poetry may thrive. GOT THAT? That’s what they do. They — unlike you — have studied history and conflict, and they — unlike you — have had enough experience out in the real world beyond the bubble of freedom and security that you have spent your life in to know that bad things and bad people are out there trying to get in. They don’t need to be slandered by the likes of you, no matter how subsconciously you do it.

Furthermore, you specific criticism of the F-22 as “a plane for a war long since over, of little use against terrorism,” shows a remarkably poor understanding of the modern battlespace and furthermore carries the same short-sighted arrogance common in scientists: namely, the idea that they way things are now, politically, is the way things will always be. If China, or even Vladimir Putin decides to do something, on his own and for his own demented reasons, then we are left with a choice between A.) fleet of F-22’s or B.) your assurances that those wars are long over. I’ll take A.) I’m not arrogant enough to say what type of wars will never be fought again.

Scientists are good at detecting patterns. Detecting a pattern here, are we Phillip?

Posted by: Taylor Hoff | December 10, 2009

Extolling the Virtues of… President Obama

For those who haven’t read it:

Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech.

Excellent words from an eloquent and well spoken man. While I don’t agree with his economic policies, its rare that I don’t enjoy his perspective in many areas. One of the most charismatic president’s since Kennedy, easily.

Posted by: Taylor Hoff | December 10, 2009

EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! MAN ON INTERNET CHANGES MIND!

This was a very convincing and interesting editorial that I had to post for you all.  It’s not often that the people I follow shift their stances, and I believe that this gives further credit to Charles Johnson, writer of Little Green Footballs. A little background on Johnson, he is best known (or unknown) for revealing the scandal behind the NBC faked documents depicting Former President Bush as a party-hard incompetent, as well as holding AP newswire reporters in Israel accountable for doctored images. There is no truer sign of intelligence in today’s political environment than someone who is willing to accept that an adjustment in world view is necessary. There is far too much partisanship in politics today, there needs to be a defined effort to bring about an end to this mindless bashing. Perhaps the rise of a third party. May I suggest taking Fiscal Conservatives, Social Liberals, and Individual Rights Activists and mashing them together into the Libertarian Party of 2012?
-TDH

Editorial: Losing the right to be Right

In Editorial, Michael Orbach on December 8, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Issue of December 11, 2009/ 24 Kislev 5770

Something unheard of happened on the Internet on November 20th.
Defying all historical precedent, someone actually changed his mind.

Charles Johnson, the popular pro-Israel, rightwing blogger of Little Green Footballs, announced he had severed his ties with the political Right. A post entitled “Why I parted ways with the Right” listed his dissatisfaction, which included the right wing’s support for fascists like Pat Buchanan and white supremacists like Robert Stacy McCain. Johnson also wrote about the Right’s support for anti-government conspiracy theories, anti-science craziness and the hatred reserved for President Obama, which goes, in his words, far “beyond simply criticizing his policies.”

“The American right wing has gone off the rails, into the bushes, and off the cliff,” Johnson wrote. “I won’t be going over the cliff with them.”

Despite our generally conservative stance, we can’t help agreeing with Johnson on a number of points. The right wing’s embrace of Buchanan is disturbing, to say the least, as is their wholehearted denial of climate change without allowing for any sort of compromise or reasoned discussion. Johnson’s post made us ask, in turn, where has the sensible rightwing gone?

While the left has always had its share of crazies (ever met a card-carrying Republican with a PETA membership?) it seems the Right has begun to match them kook for kook, loon for loon.

A recent report by the Anti-Defamation League, “Rage Grows in America: Anti-Government Conspiracies,” places blame for the increase of violence, anti-government conspiracy theories and militias at the feet of the political Right. In one example, a large Tea Party rally in Washington D.C. was complete with Nazi imagery, racist imagery, and “imagery that implicitly or explicitly promoted violence.”

The media is rightfully blamed for its part in this, with Fox News and Glenn Beck being singled out as leaders. Though they have led the race to devolve politics into a he-said she-said screaming match, the blame is not theirs alone.
If this weren’t so scary it would actually be quite funny.

This is certainly not to say the current administration should be immune to criticism — we have recently criticized the President’s plans for Afghanistan, his habit of bowing to foreign leaders, his healthcare plans. However, once the subject of “death panels” is introduced into the health care conversation you are no longer engaged in an educated policy dialog but a screaming match.

To be sure, the report stretches quite a bit. Glenn Beck is no Father Coughlin; Beck is no anti-Semite — he is actually remarkably pro-Israel. Beck, at best, is an opportunist capitalizing on anti-government feelings already present.

So why should this concern us so much? Here’s why:

We don’t believe in trickle-down economics anymore, but we do believe in trickle down hate. And violence and intimidation that is practiced against our government representatives could soon enough be practiced against us.

Every Shabbos we pray for the government of the United States. As the third chapter of the Pirkei Avot notes: “Pray for the welfare of the government, for without fear of governmental authorities people would swallow each other alive.” A Tea Party rally is no place for a Jew. Whether you agree or disagree with his policies, Mr. Obama is the President of the United States and, if nothing else, he deserves to command the respect that we as citizens owe to that office.

All of this truly makes us wonder where the Right wing has gone. Leaders like Sarah Palin, Joe Wilson, and Dick Cheney are more embarrassing than inspiring. The conservative movement, as Sam Tanenhaus writes in The New Republic, and like punk rock before it, is dead. This Chanukah we know what we want: a rebirth.
We want the right to be Right.

Posted by: Taylor Hoff | December 3, 2009

So True It’s Sad

So a few months ago some kids in our dorm decided to play with an ouiji board, and upon recieving some creepy messages decided to cleanse the evil from it’s cardboard confines by setting it alight in a trash can. Words cannot describe the stupidity, but this onion video does it quite nicely. My favorite part is the twitters and picture texts people send.

Dorm Fire

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