Posted by: Taylor Hoff | July 28, 2010

WWTDD – Where’s A Shark When You Need One

where’s a shark when you need one

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The Sun has this picture of Paris Hilton draining a bottle of Cristal while on a raft in the ocean, instead of on a raft in the jaws of evolutions perfect killing machine, which is what would have happened if karma was a real thing and not just stoner hippie nonsense. That this worthless cunt has the time and money to do this is even more offensive because she also could have done it in the pool on her yacht, which is apparently a thing that exists.

“Our yacht is incredible! Has its own pool, hot tub, movie theatre, recording studio, spa/massage room, gym, arcade room, helicopter pad and the most beautiful bedrooms and decor.
“I’m in Heaven on the water. Definitely the biggest and best yacht everywhere we go. Loves it! Huge… Another beautiful day in paradise! What more could a girl ask for?”

I know what I could ask for. A feeding frenzy, and headlines that say something about natures savage fury.

I absolutely agree. Where is karma on this? Why isn’t there a killer whale with a taste for cristal surging it’s way to the surface to snap up this human waste like a 400-pound seal? What gives, karma?

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